It is a fact commonly known, that one cannot have sexy-thoughts while one's brother is singing songs from Hello, Dolly!.
Unfortunately, this statement isn't pithy enough to become an aphorism.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
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Me, I would generalize that statement to 'one cannot have sexy thoughts while one's brother is present', period. But, you know, whatevs.
Well, my mind is sanctuary enough that sexy-thoughts can come into being regardless of those present; however, if those present sing mind-invading show tunes--well, sexy-thoughts become a thing of impossibility.
I can't quite relate as I don't have a brother. However, I have actually had sexy-thoughts while watching musical numbers from Hello, Dolly! Does this make me some sort of freak?
No, John, luckily having sexy-thoughts while watching Hello, Dolly! does not make you a freak; however, if someone were to be singing songs from said film, and you were still able to have sexy-thoughts, then you would likely be counted among the freaks. In particular if the sexy-thoughts could come into being during this number: Sexy-Thought-Killer.
Um, Idunno, dude. I think I might have a parasol fetish.
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