Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Thought

It is a fact commonly known, that one cannot have sexy-thoughts while one's brother is singing songs from Hello, Dolly!.


Unfortunately, this statement isn't pithy enough to become an aphorism.

5 comments:

Logan said...

Me, I would generalize that statement to 'one cannot have sexy thoughts while one's brother is present', period. But, you know, whatevs.

Volker The Fiddler said...

Well, my mind is sanctuary enough that sexy-thoughts can come into being regardless of those present; however, if those present sing mind-invading show tunes--well, sexy-thoughts become a thing of impossibility.

John D. Moore said...

I can't quite relate as I don't have a brother. However, I have actually had sexy-thoughts while watching musical numbers from Hello, Dolly! Does this make me some sort of freak?

Volker The Fiddler said...

No, John, luckily having sexy-thoughts while watching Hello, Dolly! does not make you a freak; however, if someone were to be singing songs from said film, and you were still able to have sexy-thoughts, then you would likely be counted among the freaks. In particular if the sexy-thoughts could come into being during this number: Sexy-Thought-Killer.

John D. Moore said...

Um, Idunno, dude. I think I might have a parasol fetish.